As my slave types my first post for me, I'm snoozing under her chair. I hope she doesn't embarass me with any typos. If she does, here's what I'll do when she tries to apologise for messing up my blog.
















Here's a picture of my sister. She thought she was being really funny stealing all my toys. Jeez people are strange! She knows she's just supposed to throw toys and when I return with one, she should throw it agin. That's the rules!

Well, it's not quite 9:00 so I better go and start bugging for my 10:00 cookie. I don't want my slave to forget about it.